16 August

The day where the best pets are born. The sweetest and childish pets.

-Hey that dog is really cute.
•She must be born on 16 August

by Lauren drake.fjememsk December 8, 2021

August 25th

If you were born in this day your gayer then my fucking mom. 🖕🏻

:”Dude when we’re you born?
:”August 25th, why?

by KAT._.JAR May 10, 2022

August 22

National kick your crush on the balls day

Did you know that today is august 22nd day

by Bad bitches24 August 19, 2022

August 24

National kick your friend of the dictators is his peeing out his ass day

Can’t wait till August 24!

by Dat h03 October 29, 2020

August 12th

national vodka day

Person 1: “Hey it’s august 12th”
Person 2: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and make out with a hot French guy”

by feetlover28447483927 July 28, 2022

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022