Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times

"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"

by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007

ball sack attack

When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.

Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.

by Petite meat July 9, 2018

I have a plan, attack.

Tony Stark's famous words before jumping off.

He said ''I have a plan, attack.''

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

spaz attack

to be a literal mong. to be stupid all the time and having regular spaz moments. to be an oddity and just really odd in general.

person 1: woah what is that girl on? she's so weird!!!
person 2: yeah she is SUCH a spaz attack

by myaistheworst April 11, 2019

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffered as JDAM is an gps guided dumb fire bomb wich are launched from attack jets or bombers

that jet carries 4 joint direct attack munnition JDAM bombs

by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017