Aluminum Noodle

Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.

Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.

by BrownsauceYUH! April 29, 2012

Noodle

A person who has few instagram followers or is generally not so popular.

I'm such a noodle. I can't break 500 on instagram.

by Shark smith October 25, 2017

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodles

Noodles mean nudes

Give me noodles.

by princess|babycakes February 22, 2018

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025