Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.
Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"
by biscuitead9023 February 04, 2011
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vagina plush

Basically the plushy V shape of a vagina.
Carol : "Her shorts are really tight you can her vagina plush!"
by jnkichigo May 01, 2016
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vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.
OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.
by knowledgeable November 02, 2015
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ear vagina

The holes that millennials put in their ears to expand their ear lobes with ever-larger gauges.
The Sandwich Artist making my sweet onion chicken teriyaki at Subway had ear vaginas large enough to put a cucumber through.
by KillerPurpleFrog99 October 09, 2017
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madies vagina

Tight soft smooth never hairy
Me and madies vagina had a great time last night
by Jdhdjdhdhdjd April 25, 2017
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The Vagina Whisperer

I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.
by The V.W. December 10, 2021
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vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer
My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.
by Boom5798 April 18, 2014
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