turkeyhead

similar to a chickenhead but she's a lil thicker n a lot better at gobblin' it down

Damn son, that turkeyhead can gobble like a pro

by king ryno April 6, 2008

Turkey trot

loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance

When I take a shit i have to move my Turkey Trot on top of my lap so they dont hit the water.

by Miltope January 25, 2016

herby turkey

Primary: A lunch sandwich one can purchase at Johnny’s Bagels in Bethlehem PA.

Secondary: a person who is very miz, gay, and a huge herb...Hence herby turkey

B Pell graduate of Lehigh University 05' is quite the herby turkey.

by E mon IE October 20, 2006

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

turkey bacon

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

by Nitro et al September 28, 2008

jive turkey

another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'

whats up jive turkey?

by katherine marie! =] April 15, 2006

Turkey Gobble

A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.

There he is, get him guys!!

What are you guys doing to me?

Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??

Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker

- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume

- FREAK

by Tourrette's guy is the coolest October 13, 2009