STEVE

Steve is typically a man of smaller stature, who thinks he is taller then he actually is (suffers from little man syndrome) the average Steve is below 5 foot and has a terrible dress sense. you can find a Steve by selling used condoms 3 for a pound, the typical Steve is well known to eat these used condoms as a delicacy.

your such a Steve

by steve47678 February 3, 2020

Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 3, 2015

Starbucks Steve

An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!

Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?

Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?

by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010

Steve Bozo

When steve is being a bozo.

You're so shit at valorant how did you not kill him, steve bozo.

by nulladdress16 April 3, 2022

Steve Hit

The last few hits of a bowl of weed.

I’ll load another bowl after you smoke the Steve Hits out of it.

by screamingmeme32 December 9, 2024

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

by Lil Won October 19, 2017

steve

steve is a name for a person an also a minecraft character

Stephen: hey steve can you pass me a controller?
Steve: yeah sure Stephen

by 6funny_number9 December 7, 2020