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Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
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