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Sea Base

A type of fish that lives in the ocean. Rumor has it, it is the most based fish known to the fishsmart community.
Wow that Sea Base is so Based. I hear it also has decent battery life.
by Fishguy213 September 20, 2021
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Twentieth Base

Sucking your own dick and cumming in your eye and forcing yourself to cry to wash out the cum
Wow, last night I his twentieth base... I am now blind
by Dr Cocktor May 6, 2018
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Based

Meaning the opposite of Woke.

Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.
Bro is based, he says there are only 2 genders.
by The Real Definition Man 69 December 2, 2024
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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Bases

The bases are the various levels of sexual intercourse:

1st Base: Anal

2nd Base: Anal

3rd Base: Anal
I got to 3rd bases anal in my sister-in-law
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Based

Based is anything unique, standing with the truth whatever the world thinks or does, standing for the truth, and not following the path like a sheep, maybe the road not taken that has made all the difference. Based also means showing positive masculinity wherever possible, risking your own life for someone needing help as when shit hits the fan, no one hides behind a feminist, and keeping in mind that being based doesn’t include simping or being chivalrous to get the h*le.

-By Vivek Singh Owner and Publisher of newsofx.com and admin of @realBasedDepartmentFacebookPage- facebook page.
Example 1: Woody Harrelson is based

Example 2: Lady ‘kidnapped by fake Uber driver’ rescued by disturbing note handed to stranger

Example 3: ‘Dad fixing a heart he didn’t break’: My boyfriend broke up with me a week before our European holiday – so my dad came instead

Example 4: ‘I got home to find someone parked in my drive – so I ruined their weekend’

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by ddeess October 8, 2023
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BASE

To show respect or love for someone.

Respecting someone’s action, or choice.

As to have a solid foundation of respect and integrity for something, or someone.

When a person holds the door, you may reply, “BASE”

The word may also be said as an admiration of respectful love to someone close.

When referring to a friend, you may say, “he BASE”

BASE can also be used to wish someone (of importance to you) goodbye, and/or to greet someone (of importance to you). You would not use “BASE” when referring to strangers.

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Self

Enlightening – to give (someone) spiritual knowledge or insight. To give (someone) greater knowledge and understanding about a subject or situation.
“He’s base”

“She’s base”

“I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for my base” (when referring to a person, or group of people)

“He won’t leave me hanging, he’s base”

“Don’t lie to me, be base”
by Mr. Chalepah September 14, 2016
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