Noodle

a sorta lanky dude who’s like everyone’s gay but not gay best friend. he probably plays guitar or something else dumb and has an even dumber best friend named goose

imagine being friends with noodle

by uhhhhh just me i guess December 16, 2021

Poop noodle

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

by Buce bungus February 24, 2018

juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.

Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight

by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023

Boosie Noodles

basically percs or some form of hallucinating drug

"Bro I just tried Boosie noodles and now I'm trippin'"

by ustedsucko December 11, 2024

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Noodles

What you say when your girlfriend's mom checks her messages and you don't want her to know you want nudes from the chick.

" Go into the bathroom and cook up some noodles!"

" I want some hot, spicy noodles."

by That1Perrsonn August 29, 2010

Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.

That girl is such a noodle knob

by xxgurlxx June 8, 2015