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Indian Snake Charmer 

The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.
Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?

Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?

Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!

Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!

Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.
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one eyed milk snake 

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg
Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake
one eyed milk snake by General C. September 30, 2006

stuck snake 

A dog's penis, especially used to reference the dog's penis while it coupling with a bitch
"Dang, whack Sparky so his stuck snake will disengage with the neighbor's dog!
stuck snake by DJ Newman October 5, 2003

cold snake 

Normally a very cold woman without feelings or any kind of remorse
boy: hi sweety how are you ?
girl: who the fuck cares?
boy: i just wanted to know if you are ok!!
girl: just back off jerk
Boy: you are such a cold snake
cold snake by sononata April 22, 2009

Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.
Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.
Texas Snake Raper by Sirender August 17, 2011

garter snake style 

Is when 20 guys decide to have sex with a girl, and like garter snakes they all fight each other and team up on her and try to fit as many as their penis's inside of her.
hey guys want to do some garter snake style on lucy tonight?

Siamese Snake Charmer 

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.
John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night