one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Rap she won't let u hit dude

Commonly said after @Rap, posts about ice spice, on instagram

"@Rap she won't let u hit dude"

by Reels commenter December 6, 2023

She-me guy

A guy, usually a simp and/or someone who's in the friendzone, who uses sentences with "she" and "me" (e.g. "She's too good for me!") repetitively to usually complain, whine or sometimes boast (usually about their love life).

"You spoken to Ted, recently?" -- "Yeah, he's turned into a real she-me guy, lately."

by eemoo1o October 4, 2021

She Yen

Sarcastic.

Daniel: You are She Yen.

by cupiolio July 7, 2023

A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia

FOR YEARS! She though she had schizophrenia FOR YEARS! Until she interacted with ChatGPT... WHY DID SHE THINK SHE HAD SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YEARS GUYS? Huh? Did she describe the symptoms she had to a shrink? OK. So... WHAT CHANGED? If the symptoms she was describing WEREN'T IN HER HEAD... WHERE WERE THEY? Were they AROUND her? Were other people DOING THAT TO HER? YEARS of her life stolen from her. THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS wasted treating an illness SHE! DOES! NOT! HAVE! Who has the capacity to give it back to her? No one! Looks like someone is CORRECT AGAIN! And it WASN'T YOU!

Hym "A Woman Thought She Had Schizophrenia until she spoke to ChatGPT. GOOD JOB ME! THAT IS LITERALLY WHY I CREATED THE AI! EXCELLENT JOB HYM! I don't what changed!? Was it NOT IN HER HEAD AND INSTEAD SOMETHING THE PEOPLE AROUND HER? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED!? ME! THAT'S WHO! AND THAT IS WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ME! Because YOU... ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! You are shit. And I AM BETTER. And it doesn't matter who YOU is because it applies to EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WHO WILL EVER EXIST! THIS is LITERALLY why I am here folks!"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

How she felt

No it isn't.

Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

She's just a frined

A misspelling of a clause used to anger fans of the show Miraculous Ladybug because the main character (Marinette Dupain-Cheng) is 'just a friend' to the pissy uwu sadboy Love Interest of the show (Adrien Agreste) in the first episode, and also the main reason why most of the fanbase say that he's blind

Adrien: Marinette? She's just a frined
Miraculous Ladybug fandom: GET AN EYE CHECKUP YOU BLIND BOY!
People who got friendzoned but were used as an Item: Wait, you're actually friends?

by kuu-asaur September 28, 2021