Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty

Less commonly recognized as meaning "hot and bothered, in the mood, or horny"

The way you're looking at me is getting me so salty. Let's fuck.

by msimp November 5, 2017

Salty Snow

When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman

I gave that bitch some salty snow

by GoonCaveMaster May 21, 2025

salty basstards

A group of socal fisherman that mainly target spotties at night.
These guys normally fish at night so the public does not see all the ass grabbing that is going on. You can tell you are coming up on a group of these "salty basstards" by the strong odor of latex and Vaseline as you get closer

Did you guys see hear about salty basstards catching monster 10" spotties last night

by Truedefinitions00001 September 20, 2022

SALTY

Jealous or mad.

Guy 1: Bro I just whooped you. Guy 2: Shut the fuck up! Guy 1: Bro you salty as fuck right now.

by MysteryMrR ( Checkout my YouTu October 22, 2015

Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 7, 2024