Carolina Bottle Rocket

While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.

“My girlfriend nearly broke her neck, smashing her face into the headboard, after I gave her a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”

“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”

“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”

by Rude Earle and Derp April 30, 2025

Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.

Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket

by ZonkedPissboy May 01, 2021

blood rocket

When a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her

"god bless you, Tina"
"Thanks. I'm on period so you know how that goes"
"Blood rockets suck! They just blow out of you!"

by Txisten July 21, 2017

Blood Rocket

When a chick wearing high heels crushes your balls, then makes you ejaculate red.

"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."

by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

Oreo Rocket

When you're late for your job as a renowned experimental physicist and then get ironically shot with a particle accelerator while outside the lab.

Jenkins didn't show up for work yesterday. He claimed it was because of an oreo rocket.

by Heisanevilgenius November 25, 2011

blue rocket

like a red rocket but the dog also gets blue balls

Guy 1: what was that moaning i heard in your room earlier
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog

by starry da great January 25, 2025

cowboy rocket

A Hip Or Up To Date Old Person

John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone

by Little raccon June 12, 2017