Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a state of displacement,mania,schizophrenia,psychosexual development and schizo affective disorder where auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations are causes to uncontrolled impulses for rape , sexual harrassment ,and child/sexual abuse ect....

Carl went to the mental health clinic because he was under the impression that he was under sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 5, 2018

smuchest person ever

Smuchest is derived from the word smuch, which comes from the mispronunciation of so smuch.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.

So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.

Antonia is the smuchest person ever.

by Smuchestpersonever October 29, 2023

Most Perfect Person

The most perfect person is Tarkov, also known as Luka’s pretty boy. They’re amazing, adorable, and so much more.

“Do you know the most perfect person?”
“Yeah! His name is Tarkov. They’re really cute, too!”

by Ɛ>luka<3 December 16, 2022

snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus

(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.

by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022