An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019

by Neko sama desu March 30, 2021

You're not tough. You're hiding behind child-shaped meat shields and you care just as little about their lives as I do. So, give me my fucking money before you embarrass yourself, or WORSE, someone decides (of their own volition entirely) to murder you for 'the greater good.'
Hym "You've been tried. I did try us and you look like and ARE a bitch. A sissy bitch! I already DID 'try us' and it look like you aren't safe and people will cheer on you death publicly while your family mourns you. I mean, if he was listening to me, his wife and kids would be death as well but, hey, it wouldn't take all that much to appease me."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.
by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022

by anonymous January 28, 2022

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis
"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
