A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
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It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
by a dream and 💔 December 29, 2023
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by Skyler Jenkins August 9, 2025
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Get the Heart. Steel. We. Kill. mug.A hand gesture where a heart is made using your thumbs and middle fingers from both hands. The thumbs formthe bottom of the heart and the middle fingers forming the curved part. The meaning behind it can vary depending on the how the person making it intends.
The first meaning is an exaggerated version of love or affection while using the vulgar meaning of the middle fingers as the exclamation.
The second meaning has a more obscene or vulgar nature where the emotional meaning of the heart is used to exaggerate the vulgar representation of the middle finger.
The first meaning is an exaggerated version of love or affection while using the vulgar meaning of the middle fingers as the exclamation.
The second meaning has a more obscene or vulgar nature where the emotional meaning of the heart is used to exaggerate the vulgar representation of the middle finger.
Meaning One (Exclamatory Affection): “He gave her a middle finger heart to say I f*cking love you!*
Meaning Two (Vulgar Expression): “He gave her a Middle Finger Heart to say I’d love to f*ck you*
Meaning Two (Vulgar Expression): “He gave her a Middle Finger Heart to say I’d love to f*ck you*
by SpeakYourSlang November 14, 2025
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by Wa!Tanuki June 5, 2021
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