Mike Peer from MP

whore bag is a hot mess and has a lil brother

Yo mike peer from MP up in here

by Dan Druff October 25, 2006

Taking a Mike Ambrose

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.

Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.

by Syrinx Pichu January 11, 2010

Dirty Mike and the boys

A small group of valiant men that made a great escape from the locks of fate and peeking.

Lads we’re trapped in this tight situation what do we do.

We must make a great escape like dirty mike and the boys did back in ‘naam .

by BigMoisture July 16, 2018

new york mike

doesn't smoke pot.

new york mike doesnt smoke pot.

by sky May 14, 2003

mike ditkas jock strap

A very smelly and used garment, also the name of my uncle’s fantasy football team

Mike ditkas jock strap smells like ass

by Fiendish end November 2, 2023

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)

*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"

by TheLesbianFurryVirus December 3, 2019

Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck

"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

by Mike Sobo January 1, 2007