Magic pussy bacon

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting

"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"

by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024

Anti-pussy magic

Isaac Brock's voice

"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"

by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020

ace magic

An extreme form of bukkake practiced largely among the swinging community. Also, often used in casual conversation for swingers to identify eachother.

I watched as Jim, Tom and Harry gave my wife the ace magic last night.

Do you like ace magic?

by ThommmmyBoyz November 8, 2023

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024