Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025

Magic Word

The magic word is No.

If you don't want to do something say the Magic Word.

by ButchNochance February 3, 2022

Magical Mayhem

A term used for the meaning of weed.

Hey bra, you wanna go hit up the magical mayhem after school?

nah man, I gotta go take a DT.

by Oswego Dalton Neilson March 23, 2008

A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass

Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife

by Brian franks May 31, 2021

Magical Kebab

when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed

I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes

by Hazzaiscoollol December 18, 2008

benny magic

(noun) The supernatural ability possessed by any Benny to pull off the seemingly impossible, turning dire situations into downright miracles. It’s like having a backstage pass to the universe’s cheat codes.

"The client was hesitant, but Benny Magic turned a no into a yes with one straightforward pitch."

by DefinitelyNotBenny February 13, 2025

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023