This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
by Rjakie May 17, 2025
Get the Land the planemug. A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025
Get the Land sealmug. Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
Get the Salting the landmug. This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018
Get the Land minemug. Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
Get the Land Mimemug. La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.
Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time—
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.
by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017
Get the La La Land passmug. 