Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.

Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.

by hoemobile October 26, 2025

False Landing

A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.

I’m counting that as a false landing, you landed on your feet first.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Blufor Landing

A crashing Helicopter in King of the hill on Arma 3 is known as a Blufor Landing

Enemy Vehicle Inbound bearing.... never mind Blufor Landing Cary on.

by Ander0sn November 26, 2025

yitre land

getting to high

he hit the pen and went to yitre land

by hazard💔 December 28, 2025

Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025