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Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
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Branson Landing

I gave Linda the old Branson Landing last night.
by Plumer1000 April 2, 2023
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Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.
"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"
by clickeye3 October 18, 2019
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Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks
by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018
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Hight Land

OE Gehatland Promised Land, Hote(n) Land
The Bible talks about the Hote Land, aka Hight Land
by Master of beargreen August 31, 2023
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