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lol

Lmao but for pussies. No man says this.
Girl: omgg look at this post
Pussy: lol
by ThomasIsGay December 19, 2020
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Lol

something that you say on text message if u are a little rat asshole. means laugh out loud but if u say it im guessing u didnt laugh out loud. im guessing if u use this and u ACTUALLy did laugh out loud then you are probbaly 5-7 or 40-100.
'i just went to the shop and saw this girl stealing bananas....'

'lol'
by bangtanmix January 2, 2021
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Hashtag Lol

Something I say when my friend says something they think is funny, but it really isn't, and I don't wanna be rude. So I just say that.
Bro, Chicken Cow DOnkey Knife? HASHTAG LOL!
by Your Damn Mother December 12, 2019
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by lol rad cool bro groovy February 21, 2017
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LOL

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.

Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020
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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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no! lol

by hitherlol April 13, 2021
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