successful landing

Anything you can walk away from

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops

Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!

by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023

Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.

Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!

by Rjakie May 17, 2025

landing run

Forgetting to bring a towel to the bathroom and then having to turn into a ninja to go and retrieve one from the room in which you store your towels

If your smart you don't do the landing run....

by AmazeeHD May 10, 2016

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

Son of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog,

by luis artiga December 6, 2022

Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.

Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.

by Rallisman February 9, 2024

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023