john and chris

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

john cunningham

A leopluredon, charlie! John is one of the most awesome, funny, guys you will ever meet. He's almost like a girl. He will listen to all your problems and share gossip too! He's very athletic and enjoys playing minecraft, lisening to dubstep, and most of all... being a leopluredon.

Girl: That guy is so funny!
Girl 2: YEP! He's definitely a John Cunningham!

by pseudonym925 November 8, 2013

John-Wayneing

To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".

"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."

by blunt_instrument01 January 8, 2007

John Spead

A man who got a girlfriend, but never fucks cuz he a cuck ass hoe and often watches other men with his girlfriend

Her: Hey baby, u dtf?
Him: No thank you. I must remain pure.
Her: Ok, I'm gonna chill with your friends then.
Him: Can I watch?
Her: You’re such a John Spead!!!

by Hugh Jass sr. October 10, 2021

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011

John Dudgeon

Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?

Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.

by MUSTANG8675309 February 4, 2010

John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.

He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.

by sagzag February 4, 2004