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Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.

Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023
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jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020
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Jacob Joseph Kennedy

A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.

A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.

A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.

Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
Oh don’t be such a jacob Joseph Kennedy

You’re such a Jacob Joseph Kennedy
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Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.
Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.
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Jacob

A slur word for a white person.

Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.
That guy's a Jacob.
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Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named
Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP
by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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JACOB

Backhanded,shady,skeeming, ignorant,Dumbass Thief
Damn you Jacob ass bitch gimme back my money.
by Shenanigans 19 August 14, 2019
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