jacob

This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.

Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.

by Squidward666 June 9, 2018

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Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...

"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"

by nigori January 31, 2024

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Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024

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jacob/ a cute boy with the prettiest smile, the prettiest personality and how he is always out. he will always put a smile on your face and has the best humor.

girl #1: i really like jacob
girl 2: awww! so cute <3

guy #2 did you see jacob?? he looks so nice today!

by l <3333 June 13, 2022

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He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa

Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob

by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018

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The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

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