rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018
Get the rug burned dickmug. 21st February is Burn Dreamsexuals day. On that day you need to find a dreamsexual and burn them using various armory like flamethrowers. Remember, show absolutely no mercy, even if you are a dreamsexual yourself.
by totallynotwacco February 19, 2022
Get the Burn Dreamsexuals daymug. Used to describe when you salt or insult a person with red hair Ginger since ther red hair resembles "fire" which means they are already being or have been Burnt or Insulted
A Dude: OMG I FORGOT THEIR WAS A TEST TODAY! I DIDNT STUDY
Ginger: Cool it Bro.
A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
Ginger: Cool it Bro.
A dude: COOL IT? YOUR THE ONE ON FIRE
kid from back of room : 2nd Degree burn!
ginger burn salt 2nd degree scortchepic winfunny red head
by Elevendyhundred October 21, 2010
Get the 2nd Degree Burnmug. knocked on mikes door in the morning .he anwsered in his underwear. turned around and those thing were like urrrrrrrrrrrttttt!! eightteen wheels a burning
by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009
Get the eightteen wheels a burningmug. when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping
by jordiea January 22, 2011
Get the Burning Sphincter Bombsmug. by Anonymous12582 November 4, 2019
Get the National Burning Daymug. To "burnout" in a car while turning a corner. Making your tires screech and smoke while turning around a corner
Smokey:"We need to follow that guy bandit"
Bandit:"Hes turnig the corner, I'll get him"
Smokey:"Burn n turn"
Bandit:"Hes turnig the corner, I'll get him"
Smokey:"Burn n turn"
by Dick 33 January 14, 2009
Get the Burn N Turnmug.