A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023
Get the Christmas cookiemug. Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.
by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018
Get the Christmas Houndmug. by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023
Get the go eat a christmas treemug. Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
Get the Sprinkled Christmas Cookiemug. "You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"
by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021
Get the New Christmasmug. On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.
by mjaow December 24, 2017
Get the danish christmasmug. The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 5, 2018
Get the Scottish christmasmug.