poo bum

that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.

(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)

jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is

by uwa uwa October 23, 2018

Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money

Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status

by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 3, 2019

Bum sole

When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.

Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?

by Magadder100123 June 1, 2018

Boujee Bum

A person who is a bum but got high Standards.

Guy 1:"Look at that boujee bum".
Guy 2:"Yeah, Got wine taste on a beer budget"

by Gaytinkerbell June 6, 2018

chat bum

A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.

I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.

by shadoinkin May 19, 2018

choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.

"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Bum lick

When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D

Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick

by Bummerbumcrack July 7, 2019