elephant finger

To take it up the ass in a major way.

DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

by PeeBee February 15, 2004

Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

finger pop

noun: a douchebag troll on the internet

Yeah, that guy was acting like a real finger pop on the board last night.

by The Midlothian Mindflayer November 30, 2009

3 fingers

When a girls pussy is so loose that it can fit 3 finger maybe even a 4th

Yo yesterday I was fucking keisha and I fit 3 fingers in that hoe

by Ass eater ;p July 5, 2018

Wellington Finger

"Wellington Finger" also known as "The Wellington" also "The Wellington Finger" is a phrase which describes an action done by a sexual partner or ones self. It is when the index finger is inserted inside the anus into the rectum and twirled around in a circular motion.

"I have her the good old Wellington Finger last night."
"If you give me a free ride I'll pay you with a Wellington Finger."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons November 2, 2011

The Naked Finger

When a married person does not wear his or her wedding ring because he or she is angry at his or her spouse. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Mary was mad at her husband Bill for refusing to make dinner, so she gave him the naked finger.

by Mrs. Henry January 4, 2009

No fingering feburary

Girls cannot finger them selves the entire month of feburary

Oh no it's no fingering feburary

by Ryan bilbruck November 2, 2019