A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 23, 2021
by My alias 999 November 17, 2019
An affliction of a female's sexual organs, usually involving disease of the most foul kind and resulting in an unsightly mess between the woman's flaps. Can also be used to express horror at the dirtiness of a female who has recently been engaged with in sexual activities. Something that smells like a vagina but not a healthy one.
'Don't do it man, it looks like she's got cunt plague'
'I can't believe my daughter has cunt plague. I smelled it in the toilet'
'Oh Jesus, you stink of cunt plague'
'I can't believe my daughter has cunt plague. I smelled it in the toilet'
'Oh Jesus, you stink of cunt plague'
by billybud July 02, 2010
female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 06, 2008
1. Cunt Clique is a term to describe a group of immature girls who only strive on gossiping, slandering, harassing, and starting petty drama with people. In school, it's usually the popular whores.
2. The infamous batch of girls from Japanese Anime: 2 in yahoo! chat who only live to cause silly internet drama. These girls are major attention whores who have no lives outside of the internet and their screen names. They only live to slander people in the most obsessive ways or steal each others "friends" and "boyfriends". Although the Cunt Clique have migrated to a Role Play chat room, they continue to vomit their silly girl drama all over each other and their victims.
tl;dr don't talk to these girls of that nature, ignore them. Do not associate yourself with any immature women who are cunts and drama whores.
2. The infamous batch of girls from Japanese Anime: 2 in yahoo! chat who only live to cause silly internet drama. These girls are major attention whores who have no lives outside of the internet and their screen names. They only live to slander people in the most obsessive ways or steal each others "friends" and "boyfriends". Although the Cunt Clique have migrated to a Role Play chat room, they continue to vomit their silly girl drama all over each other and their victims.
tl;dr don't talk to these girls of that nature, ignore them. Do not associate yourself with any immature women who are cunts and drama whores.
1. "At P.E yesterday, the Cunt Clique was starting drama over a girl going out with the captain of the basketball team."
2. "I can't stand the OOC room at RPH. It's packed full of the Cunt Clique. Eden and Ang are skanks always pmsing all over everyone and sucking off Kaine's chode or Courtney and her huge lesbian girl cock. They need to gtfo and go back to JA:2."
2. "I can't stand the OOC room at RPH. It's packed full of the Cunt Clique. Eden and Ang are skanks always pmsing all over everyone and sucking off Kaine's chode or Courtney and her huge lesbian girl cock. They need to gtfo and go back to JA:2."
by ahaha.wav October 28, 2010
Johnny is an Aussie cunt!
by Jonesy98c October 24, 2019
" Your a incompetent cunt!"
by Werewj November 29, 2016