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Clam

A "clam" is a highly unsociable creature that lacks out-going ambitions. If you have a clam in your social circle they more than likely are always the person to deny doing anything besides staying at the their house and hanging out in their basement and smoking bongs. A typical clam will deny being a clam and will typically call others by their own putrid title, inorder flaunt their insecurity of their well-deserved title onto others.
"Ben, your a clam, you seriously will never do sh*t"

Person A: "Let's go play Frisbee at the beach man!"
Person B: "Nah, i'm not leaving my house"
Person A: "Clam...."
by Shank-Shaw August 25, 2013
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Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.
Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants
by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013
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clam rabbit

When a clam a.k.a a vagina starts shaking uncontrollably , like thumpers leg from bambie.

A uncontrollably shaking vagina.

Twat
pussy
I ate that clam rabbit like no tomorrow.
by Dr.Sueewoop September 16, 2013
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Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.
Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.
by The tattooist October 8, 2013
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Lukewarm Clam Chowder

Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman
Hey baby, mind if I sample the lukewarm clam chowder?
by Willeigh February 22, 2012
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Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.
'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.
by Left Foot March 7, 2012
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clam guards

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012
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