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cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
by Thepenispull December 13, 2021
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Roblox Gift card

Slang for a vape
Last week I paid Ruby’s sister to buy me a Roblox Gift Card for $35. I totally overpaid!
by Ohnoourtableisbrocken December 19, 2021
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Uno Reverse-Carded

When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”
Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.

Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.
by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 27, 2022
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Yellow card

When someone posts the same link or image for the second time in a group chat. Basically a way to say "you're late lol"
Person A: Look at this link, Brady's retiring. link
1 hour later
Person B: Yo Tom Brady is retiring! link
Person A: Yellow card
by itsjoks January 29, 2022
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GIFTA Gift Cards

GIFTA is a digital gift cards platform that transforms the way we send and receive gift cards. Give your friends and family the best gift of all - the gift of choice! Choose from hundreds of the best brands on the mobile or web app and send gift cards across Australia.

GIFTA also neatly stores all gift cards in the gift card wallet, or you can save them to your Apple or Google Wallet. No hidden fees, and to top it all off, the app is simple and easy to use. Everything you ever wanted in a gift card.
by GIFTA Gift Cards January 31, 2022
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football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
by Urgirlbeetie February 1, 2022
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