skunk beard

When you have a long goatee or beard and you stick it down the bong pipe when you clear it, making your beard smell like pot.

He woke up in the morning with a total skunk beard

by peanutlicker June 6, 2014

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.

Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 5 December 7, 2009

beard

The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).

Moisha: "My beard is gettin' so thick i gotsta shave this shit."

by El Chefe April 30, 2006

itchy beard

when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.

blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood

by youth May 24, 2004

Beard of Shame

The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.

A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.

by Dr. Phil's Moustache December 17, 2013

Cat Beard

When your beard itches so bad you raise your chin, like when a cat is getting its chin itched.

Dude 1 - God my cat beard itches.

Dude 2 - Your what?

Dude 1 - My beard. It itches like when you itch a cat under the chin.

by Kelmart February 25, 2011

bearded dragon

An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.

I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.

by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011