jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019

bacon

A term used to express astonishment at the cluelessness of another person. (i.e., "Duh")

It's a toilet. You go to the bathroom in it ... bacon!

by Darylito November 30, 2006

strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

Juicer Bacon Pickle Fart

what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same

He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday

by Satanic Prisoner April 4, 2009

bacon

it means weed , marijuana

yo i smoked some bacon

by ycake90 June 1, 2006

bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 5, 2008

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008