Love bag

n. colloqualism for a condom

Marco's love bag was drenched after he blew his load in Yolanda.

by Michael Oh December 10, 2003

bag of ass

1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
4. MTV.

Janet Reno looks like a bag of ass.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Saggy Bags

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.

Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.

by HD ADD May 5, 2007

Cock Bag

Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!

My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!

by Tifo71 January 15, 2009

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008

Hammer Bag

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.

Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.

by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006

Bag Tag

A back handed smack to the scrotum of another man (also known as "sacking"). Often resulting in a "tag war" where two men will bag tag each other multiple times in an effort to take take one's adversary by surprise. A tag war can be ended with a sacking/tagging truss.

Guy 1: What's wrong dude?

Guy 2: My sack is black and blue from the tag war between me and my friend.

Guy 1: Just make a sacking truss and you can stop getting "Bag Tagged"

by Tagenstein November 27, 2011