Love bag

n. colloqualism for a condom

Marco's love bag was drenched after he blew his load in Yolanda.

by Michael Oh December 10, 2003

bag of ass

1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
4. MTV.

Janet Reno looks like a bag of ass.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Saggy Bags

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.

Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.

by HD ADD May 5, 2007

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008

Bag Tag

A back handed smack to the scrotum of another man (also known as "sacking"). Often resulting in a "tag war" where two men will bag tag each other multiple times in an effort to take take one's adversary by surprise. A tag war can be ended with a sacking/tagging truss.

Guy 1: What's wrong dude?

Guy 2: My sack is black and blue from the tag war between me and my friend.

Guy 1: Just make a sacking truss and you can stop getting "Bag Tagged"

by Tagenstein November 27, 2011

Hammer Bag

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.

Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.

by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006

felch bag

those who enjoy taking part in the process called felching
can also be used as a derogatory term that is considered worse than a dbag

zip it gorman... ya felch bag

gosh t-alby loves felching so much, he put FELCH BAG on the back of his rec league jersey

by KutchKilla03 January 25, 2008