Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

lusianna steam boat

When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out

Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat

by Brandon Mann February 9, 2014

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

back boat

The act of motor boating a butthole

hey jimmy im gonna back boat the hell outta this bitch tonight

by H.C.C. May 26, 2017

Boat strikes

Yeah those are weird, aren't they?

Hym "What is up with all the boat strikes? I don't see the point of those but I guess I don't really need to."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021