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2Fam Man

A man who is married with children but starts another family with another woman (intentionally) and wants to carry on a relationship with both women as if it is a normal way to live. He has half of his belongings in each woman's house. Sort of like polygamy but with only one marriage involved and one fiance. He likes to spend holidays with both families at the same time. This man is more of a sociopath than a polygamist.

Man that spends his life legally separated from his wife (never intending on getting divorced) while dating and getting engaged to various other deluded women. He cohabitates with both women at the same time.

*This works very easily for a Canadian working in the United States.
Mark was married but fell in love with a co-worker so he became a 2fam man because he wasn't interested in divorcing the wife his fiance didn't know he had.
by Marnishka November 23, 2009
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Jesastic Man

The most revolutionary and epic romance there ever has been. Jesus and Plastic Man, or Jesastic Man, are the most immaculate and elegant couple goals to ever grace the internet or this entire reality in general.
Man, I wish that Amy and I had a love like Jesastic Man.
by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019
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Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.
by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
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Tan Man

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”
Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?
by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
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Man Rammed

To be vigorously thrusted into in a sexual manner by a man, normally by another man with total disregard to the ram-ee's personal intimacy or feelings.

Very often the ram-ee's fruit cup is taken, evoking a sense of great personal loss on physical and material fronts.
Dan went to jail last week, chances are he is gonna get man rammed.
by Red Hatorade March 17, 2009
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The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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the man downstairs

satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs
me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.
by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021
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