Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

angel ground beef

Let's say for instance you're in a store, you go to the meat section and ask for 'Angel Ground Beef' this could mean this person may just be in trouble, such as an abusive partner, just like an 'Angel Shot' it's a call for assistance.

~ Angel Ground Beef in a scenario~
Customer: Hi, can i please get some angel ground beef?
Store Clerk: *whispers* Who?
Customer: The guy in the white shirt with the skull on it...
Store Clerk: Let me get my manager, to check if we have in stock
Customer: Ok
Partner: Whats taking so long!?
Customer: They went to see if they had it
Manager: Hi, ma'am can i please accompany you to where it is.
Customer: Sure.

by G4BBYSD!4RYXO September 2, 2022

sweet beloved angel

Referring to someone you love (sweet, loving)

Someone angel-like

Justin: My girlfriend is my sweet beloved angel. She's so kind and loving.
John: Must be some girl.

by HellsGoldenKey March 21, 2017

Mommy's lil angel

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

angel hate day

the 20th of may is a day where everyone comes together and hates angel.

angel: hey
person: EW GET AWAY FROM ME
angel: what?
person: its may 20th which is angel hate day🙄

by Janettes May 18, 2021

angel puppy prince

angel puppy prince is for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only and if i catch bitches using it for their irrevelant fad faves i will triple punch your mama in the throat karate kick your daddy in the chest pull your eyeballs out of their sockets and play ping pong with it

angel puppy prince is so beloved to me 🥺💘

by cheriekkyu June 14, 2022

Los Angeles Kings

The LA Kings are a professional hockey team based in Los Angeles, California. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Hockey League. They have won championships in 2012 and 2014. Some notable Kings players include Anze Kopitar, Ilya Kovalchuk, and Drew Doughty. They play at Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles.

Wayne Gretzky is one of the greatest Los Angeles Kings players ever.

by Rjsrjsrjsrjs September 24, 2019