The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017

Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂

Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )

by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020

steves shenanigans

when your local texan goes absolutely bonkers

or when that guy steve loses it playing bugsnax

oh no hes back at his steves shenanigans

by steve:) April 22, 2023

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

by Lil Won October 19, 2017

Steve Bozo

When steve is being a bozo.

You're so shit at valorant how did you not kill him, steve bozo.

by nulladdress16 April 3, 2022

Steve Hit

The last few hits of a bowl of weed.

I’ll load another bowl after you smoke the Steve Hits out of it.

by screamingmeme32 December 9, 2024

Pickle Steve

He's a cucumber in disguise

"OMG IT'S PICKLE STEVE"

by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024