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Shower Re-run

The times when you're in the shower and you turn off the water, and step out but then realize you still have shampoo in your hair or shaving cream so you proceed to go back into the shower and extend your time.
"Hey man what took you so long??"

"Oh sorry i had to take about 8 shower re-runs this morning."
by ilikeponiessss January 2, 2009
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Schrödinger's Shower Curtain

The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014
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Egyptian Mud Shower

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.
by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022
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Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.
"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album
by Allimac July 18, 2020
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siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.
i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.
by rose kent August 16, 2007
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Czech golden shower

1: reference to the VZ61 scorpion machine gun due to its high brass ejection height raining brass down

2: when you get drunk, ingest a multitude of different drugs, and eat asparagus then piss on someone starting from the extremities and ending in the mouth
1: “Brandon showed me how his Scorpion gives a Czech Golden Shower”

2: “Yeah Eastern European rave chicks are a dangerous breed, one asked me a Czech Golden Shower”

- Well what did you do? -

“ Well I blitzed the opportunity and gave her the Golden Shower after the Lightning”
by Jack On, Jack Off November 18, 2022
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snow shower

the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face
joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad

victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night

joe: thats pretty nasty dude
by cbaus5 July 29, 2010
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