Ha Ha Long Kanaya

A jovial expression, stating the humorousness of a picture of the character Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck being elongated through a photo editor.

"Hey, look at this oddly elongated picture of Kanaya Maryam."
"Ha Ha Long Kanaya"

by ha_ha_long_kanaya September 5, 2020

Dong a long sing a song

When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.

Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"

Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"

Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"

Girl:"mmmm kinky"

by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019

bong all day long

What a stoner who only smokes out of a bong does everyday

Bro: "what ya gonna do today man?"
Dude: "I'm gonna do what I do everyday, bong all day long!"
Bro: "nice, mind if I join?"

by GlazeHer March 4, 2014

short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick

Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!

by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017

Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.

George Santos has Long Foreskin Energy (LFE).

by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023

LTP (Long Term Pussy)

*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.

Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).

by cobra20110 November 15, 2010

Long Range Fuel Tank

When a person has a fat belly, they've installed a Long Range Fuel Tank.

Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"

Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"

Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"

by Bobwin April 4, 2012