sus-tard

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.

Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?

by deathly5682 October 30, 2020

Au-tard

Slur for an autistic person

With how much you love trains and John Cena, you must be an Au-tard

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Tard

A adjective for a retard but they do not deserve the 're'

William jones you such a tard

by Henry burford November 12, 2017

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.

That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

Fuck tard

A person that thinks they’re smart but gets proven wrong

Wow man you see that fuck tard over there

by BIGPAPA JR October 26, 2019