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dog years

There are seven dog years for every calendar year. e.g. 25 years = 175 dog years.
You should celebrate your dog's birthday 7 times per year.
by Tha Cuddla January 15, 2005
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Dog Chapman

1. A small wrinkled shit log.

2. A tiny turd in a toilet.

3. Struggling to shit and only being able to squeeze out a poo ball.
1. When I opened the rest room door, Larry Craig was jacking off and I noticed someone had left a Dog Chapman in the bowl.

2. When I flushed it all went down except for a Dog Chapman.

3. I was on the bowl for 30 mins and finally was able to shit out a Dog Chapman.
by Young Blood Chapman September 28, 2007
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jew dog

Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)

Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome
"Hey Kate, what is the name of those poser hot dogs that they call jew dog?"
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
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Steam Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.
My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.
by noodleluca February 23, 2011
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Rain Dogs

Rain Dogs was released in 1985, becoming the eighth in Tom Waits' expanding discography. He had reverted back to his old self a little, in songs like Blind Love and Time. His voice had smoothed over a bit, but he still grasped his dark side, presenting evil little gems like Clap Hands and Jockey Full Of Bourbon. The title track is about being a person of the street, forgoing umbrellas and taxis for the rain and freedom.
An excerpt from Rain Dogs'
Diamonds & Gold

Some men will do it for diamonds
Some men will do it for gold
Wounded but they just keep on climbing
Sleep by the side of the road
There's a hole in the ladder, a fence we can climb
Mad as a hatter, you're thin as a dime
Go out to the meadow, the hills are a-green
Sing me a rainbow, steal me a dream
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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hair of dog

A drink of alcohol after a hard night of drinking.
Guy: Ohh, I'm so hung over!
Wife: Just have some hair of the dog.
Guy: *glug* *glug* *glug*
by el Burro November 5, 2003
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Jew-Dog

I got some of them Jew-Dogs on the grill, all jew need to do is grab me a beer.
by luvestospooge December 19, 2009
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