Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.

Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.

by rslashjacob September 20, 2021

Jacob Hill

Jacob Hill has a huge johnson and weird hair, he is irish with ocean blue eyes, and has a fresh trim and he is sitting next to me in english rn.

"Jacob Hill" has a big johnson
Oh no jacobs johnson is growing

by Bradley boss November 12, 2023

Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

<3

omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....

by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob

A cute mafia with specs

Wow look at tat egotistical Jacob.

by Hesto August 20, 2023

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

jacob

a name

guy:hey jacob
jacob: hey

by omega_lamma69 March 23, 2021