i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot

by nbvb May 3, 2019

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .

by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021

my dih when I see you 🥀

"my dih when I see you 🥀" is a brainrot comeback term coined by the Gacha Community Association founder who is a gachatard named Cyrus. Most commonly seen used by seething gacha autists on the cord. This term originated when an anti gacha "hacker" named "Revellion" called out Cyrus for using gacha life, saying "gachatard life in 2025 🥀", in which Cyrus replied "my dih when I see you 🥀", which gave every GCA member within a ten-Discord server-radius an instant e-orgasm. The term combined two brainrot terms, both "dih" and the wilted rose emoji, giving it double the autist power. There's an alternate version of this called "my dih when I see you 🌹" coined by GCA member Pandora, which has also become a generic brainrot comeback to any wilted rose insult not just for gacha, and allegedly means that the person who typed it wants to sodomize you.

Person 1: LOL imagine believing you're an animal 🥀
Therian 1: my dih when I see you 🥀
Insert indiscriminate group therian wolves howling
Person 1 fucking implodes into a black hole

Person 2: LMAO FURRIES IN THE BIG '25 🥀
Furry 1: my dih when I see you 🌹
Person 2 becomes a gaping black hole

by obamiumdeluxe October 15, 2025

You

beutyful

Stop; trying you are perfect

by me,my homies September 23, 2020

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025