shit faced

A combination of shithead and fuckface. Means someone who is stupid, assholish, resembling a shitface.

I was such a shit faced person because I was so lazy to do any work today!

by pornuser May 20, 2018

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

shit

the word after you say wehn you get fucking quickscoped

Peter-"Shit i got quickscoped."

by mummafucka August 26, 2018

red shit

bro... go get that checked out

guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro

guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.

by XxChxxryMaster June 30, 2022

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

IVE GOT THE SHITS

When an individual is in a unpleasant/angry moods towards an issue/individual.

Customer: where is my bread and eggs
Worker:we have ran out
Customer:That's is IVE GOT THE SHITS AHHH

by CHIPSANDSAUCE August 9, 2023

Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.

PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.

by Princest May 17, 2021