Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.
The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"
Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"
"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"
Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"
"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"
by Cthuluu January 13, 2013
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a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
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