I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
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I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.
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person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-
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